Sunday, November 19, 2017

When I Roar

Stanley does NOT play nice with Wilson.  He tortures Wilson and makes him squeak scream and he plays keep away from me.  It is torture but if I tolerate it, he gets it out of his system and me and Wilson can play undisturbed by Stanley's antics.

Stanley really tries to antagonize me so I will try to take Wilson.  BUTT I know if I do then Stanley will just run off and then I have to chase him - exactly what he wants!

So I usually just wait him out.

The thing I do not wait out is when I am trying to give Wilson to mom (so mom can throw him) and Stanley is getting in my beeswax, lurking RIGHT THERE, so he can quickly grab Wilson before mom gets a chance to get him.

When that happens I usually see what Stanley is up to and don't put Wilson down until I know it's safe.  But sometimes Stanley is so persistent that I have to roar like a lion so he knows I mean business.  

When I roar, Stanley listens.

Murphy & Stanley

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Fetch Fail

Dad was trying to teach Stanley to fetch a rope . . .

It didn't work.

Murphy & Stanley

Monday, November 13, 2017

If You Forgot

In case you forgot what I do . . . 

Don't try this at home.  I am a pawfessional.

Murphy & Stanley

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Mom's Bad!

Me and Stanley had to have an intervention with mom.  She has NOT helped us blog in about 87 years!  So after a caring Blogville person sent us an email asking if we were OK, we told mom that we HAD to get back to blogging!  We are GLAD that person helped light a fire under mom's ass typing fingers!

In the meantime, we will tell you about the crisis I had . . . Wilson went missing!!  Me and Stanley (and our pawrents) searched EVERYWHERE!

We looked all over the yard, the house, and even the neighbors.  No Wilson for days!  I knew he was ballnapped!

It was all I thought about for days.  Was Wilson cold? Was he crying for me?

Finally, after nearly a week . . .

We found Wilson!  In case you wonder where he was, here are the deets:

There is a cedar chest that sits at the end of the big bed, facing the bed (sometimes me and Stanley use it as an extended bed when our pawrents hog up all the space). There is a scalloped wooden trim that is close to the floor. However, at the center, the design meets at a point where it's high enough off the floor for Wilson to roll under. BUTT since the chest faced the bed, the only way Wilson could roll under there would be from under the bed. So . . . I think the ballnappers came into the house looking for Wilson and Wilson got scared and rolled under the cedar chest. Then it was too dark for him to find the one spot high enough for him to roll back out. When mom changed the sheets on the bed, they pulled the chest away from the bed and found Wilson! It was a miracle! I was soooo happy!

The other thing that kept us away was mom was sick a few days doing projects (and reading a book that was over 800 pages)!  One project was to go through all our toys!  You can see we hardly had any to begin with!  Butt Stanley protected them!

So now we think everything has settled down (mom finished the book) so we will start catching up with everyone.  In the meantime . . . 

Murphy & Stanley

Pee Ess - In case you are wondering about the book it is HERE.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Blogville Boy's Howl-o-ween Parade

We're so excited for the Howl-o-ween parade to get started!  The first thing we needed to do was clear away all the traffic cuz we believe in SAFETY FURST!

Now we must warn you, some of these costumes are pretty scary!  BUTT don't be too scared cuz beneath these scary costumes are our pals!  So let's head over to where everyone is gathered and waiting to take their places in the parade.

Whoa, that's a scary bunch!

These guys really pulled out all the stops with their costumes!  OMD! Where is that witch taking Baby Rosy?????  We hope she drops Rosy off with all the other girls over at Oreo's place!!  

OK, everyone is ready so we better get in our costumes.  Yes, we did change clothes in that phone booth.

WAIT! We just got a text message that our girls are in a REAL lion's den! We better pop over there real quick and make sure everything is OK!  

What? You thought these were just regular costumes BOL?

We changed clothes so we'd blend in . . .

OK, everyone is drunk OK over there so let's get this parade going!  Everyone is ready and here are the official photos taken by the pawade photographer . . . 

Can anyone identify these 2 fellas?  No, it can't be!  That's too cruel!

We hope you enjoyed the Howl-o-ween Parade.  Now be sure to pop over to Oreo's place to see the girls!  Just click HERE!

Murphy & Stanley